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svvitzerland:

i cant believe sex happens in real life

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Yes.

Yes.

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It should be illegal for certain people to wear clothes

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Posted 6 days ago With 343,634 notes

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just once in my life I want to hear the words “I love you” and know they mean it

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2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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Posted 1 week ago With 210,406 notes

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Posted 1 week ago With 642,382 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Posted 1 week ago With 418,886 notes