Capitol Cunt
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It should be illegal for certain people to wear clothes

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heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Posted 10 hours ago With 335,966 notes

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just once in my life I want to hear the words “I love you” and know they mean it

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2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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Posted 3 days ago With 206,438 notes

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Posted 3 days ago With 621,479 notes

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Posted 3 days ago With 392,455 notes

itsmemacleod:

want to know what turns me on?!? whispering your wifi password in my ear

Posted 3 days ago With 2,925 notes

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citgo:

girl: i love u babe

me:

Posted 3 days ago With 4,166 notes

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oh my

oh my

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